Carrie Bradshaw, The unsexiest woman alive? I saw my roommates boyfriend left his Maxim Magazine at our apartment and the magazines cover released their list of the Top 5 Most Unsexy Women Alive. The magazine said Parker was the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women" that ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title. Amy Winehouse was voted No. 2 because of her "hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats". The magazine listed Grey's Anatomy Sandra Oh at No. 3 for her "cold bedside manner and boyish figure".
Pop star Madonna took the No. 4 spot for her "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration" . Britney Spears came in at No. 5 for "losing the ability to perform".
The magazine also said two children, two ex-husbands and a slight weight gain also helped Britney steal the No. 5 spot. Brutal right? well heres the list and see if you agree with MAXIM
5.Britney Spears
4.Madonna
3.Sandra Oh
2.Amy Winehouse
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
Pop star Madonna took the No. 4 spot for her "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration" . Britney Spears came in at No. 5 for "losing the ability to perform".
The magazine also said two children, two ex-husbands and a slight weight gain also helped Britney steal the No. 5 spot. Brutal right? well heres the list and see if you agree with MAXIM
5.Britney Spears
4.Madonna
3.Sandra Oh
2.Amy Winehouse
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
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